Three women died and were brought before God for judgment. God said, "I will let you into paradise if the beliefs you lived were proper. Tell me what you believed when you were alive."
The 1st woman said, "I have always believed in the Grandfathers and Generations, and that is how I lived my life." "Fine," said God. "You may enter paradise and sit on my left."
"What did you believe?" he asked to the 2nd woman "I have always believed in Goodness, and I have tried to live my life in a good way." "Fine! You may also enter paradise and sit on my right."
Then he turned to the third woman. "And what do you believe?" The woman said, "I believe you're sitting in my chair!"